I was goofing off online the other day. I was trying to meet my friends in a chat room and went into the wrong one. Ended up being messaged by several idiots. You know the ones I mean. The uncreative, just wanting to find someone to masturbate with kind. It got me thinking about all the times I was bored out of my mind and had no one to talk to and had decided it was about time someone made a list of all the cheesy opening pick up lines. I also felt that they deserved some great comeback lines for you to use as well.
1.) a/s/l?....Give me a break. Can't you type more then three letters? Or is creativity lost on you?
2.) Want to see my web cam?....Sorry I am not into cum stains. (I know crude)
3.) I like men and women. What do you prefer?......Intelligent conversation over keyboard masturbation.
4.) What size are your breasts?....Big enough to fit in my bra and important enough for you to keep wondering.
5.) Hi my name is Tiffany. I am so lonely. Want to have a hot chat?......I would rather poke my eyes out with a spoon.
6.) Do you watch porn? If so, want to watch me?......I would rather sleep with Michael Jackson.
That is all I could think of at the moment. I know some of them were graphic, but they are all actual messages I have received. I hope they made you laugh.
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